The Birth of the Pants

It all started in the womb of ROSS 'dress for less' hanging there in the jeans section-- size 3, were the pants that sought for our devotion. And we sought for their magic to bring us closer together, into a cousinly bond that will never be broken.
Finally around 8:13pm the pants were born as they made their way through the cash register. Weighing only $12.99 they made their way into our arms and into our lives forever.
The labor was hard, trying on the pants was difficult, but. . . They magically fit us all perfectly.
In honor of its first arrival home, we held a ritual. As we gathered around a candle we chanted, wailed, and embraced our hands. Then created 13 rules, never to be broken, in memory of our Grandpa Potter, who without him we would not be here together.

RULE OF THE PANTS
1. Never put in the Dryer (shrink)
2. Must eat an apple when we receive them
3. Nobody takes the pants off of you
4. Must Blog the days we wear them
5. Can't wear two days in a row
6. Take care of Pants
7. When first putting pants on you must squat and turn around three times
8. Wink at a boy while in them. ;)
9. Add two lines to the poem when passing the pants. ( Pass a poem with the pants each time you pass them with 2 more lines written on it.)
10. Write private letters to each person every time you pass them.
11.Don't gain weight.
12. Do a private act of service.
13. Must have "change" in pocket at all times ( at least a dollar bill), to remind us that change is good and necessary.

Join us on the journey as these pants travel around and reveal their magic!